Carson Jute

A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.

"i dont want my son to be a carson Jute"

by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019

Canson

Funny and nice sometimes

Noah is his close friend or smth like that
Is a god

Canson can be considered a god

by Canson July 24, 2019

graeme carson

DA G~MAN OF AWESOMENESS AND SWAGGILICIOUSNESS. THE MOST RADICOOL DUDE IN THE UNIVERSE.
IT ALSO LIKES PEANUT BUTTER AND BASKETBALL

friend1: "Wow! Did you see that?!?"
friend 2: "No, what did you see?"

friend 1: "I'm not sure, but I think it was a Graeme Carson!"
friend 2: "No way! I guess we just missed our opportunity to be it's friend."
friend 1\; "Damn. I always wanted a Graeme Carson of my own."

by pineapplexpressman March 29, 2015

Carson

Carson is nice, funny, and has a really hot body. Everybody loves him, and he is a little shy if you don't know him well enough.

Oh my god! That guy over there is such a Carson

by hellllnooooo November 23, 2017

Carson

Carson the best boy ever...

carson my bffl

carson, i love him

by Carsy_10 May 9, 2018

Carsonian Humor

Carsonian Humor is a subcategory of modern humor popularized by CallMeCarson, a famous YouTuber who's sense of humor can be summarized by saying

"Sans Undertale" "Hamborger" , ""I would breed with Dwayne." and other retarded bullshit that isn't even funny in the slightest.

"Hey man do you like H A M B O R G E R?"

"Oh I didnt realize you used Carsonian Humor, you must be autistic"

by IWannaTakeANap October 4, 2019

carson

he is everything you would want. he has some flaws but the good out weights the bad. he is charming and loving but can be a dick at times. he has a great personality and is great with women. you would be lucky for a carson to be in your life.

whats the name of the great guy i met the other week, oh! you are talkin about carson.

by jettsfool February 11, 2010