Panty Cactus

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.
I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.
by Faff October 12, 2007
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Cactus Juice

1) The juice of a cactus that is quenching.

2) It will cause hallucinations.
1) TRY CACTUS JUICE, IT'LL QUENCH YA.

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER.

IT'S THE QUENCHIEST.

2) GIANT MUSHROOM.... I WONDER IF IT'S FRIENDLY?
by daviscd December 16, 2009
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Cactus Subtweet

On Twitter a subtweet that gets Direct Messaged to you so you know it is about you.
Julia cactus subtweeted me today, i know because she DM'd it to me.

These cactus subtweets are getting out of hand
by ZiggitZaggle October 16, 2021
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cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.
Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
by Gayth May 10, 2018
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Jumping Cactus

When somebody goes to slap your ass and you jump and instead get clapped in the balls from behind
I went up for the catch and Justin hit me with that jumping cactus.
by eshsurbandic May 10, 2019
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Glass cactus

A glass cactus is a semi-affectionate term used to describe someone who is beautiful, emotionally fragile, and prickly in demeanor. Often someone who fits this definition will be in need of (regardless if they say so) help or healing for emotional wounds, but as soon as you try to help, you are pricked and bleeding, again.
Example: "Starscream is a glass cactus, he's pretty, but you just can't get close to him. Anything you say can and will be used against you or, he'll lock himself in his room."
by Clich January 18, 2014
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cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.
Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.
by Dyingfetus September 16, 2009
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