Thumpton Cacklebug

He is a being of all power in the universe No matter what you will never even touch 0.0000000001 of his power

(Person 1) Hey! i finally have enough power the beat Thumpton Cacklebug!
(Person 2) No you don't!

(Thumpton Cacklebug) Die
(Person 1) *dies*

by Dingleknober Jharface February 8, 2023

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

cankles

lower part of the leg where the ankle and calf are seemingly one, usually due to obesity.

She slipped and broke her cankles while doing the Macarena

by Mr. English123 January 29, 2009

cankles

when their isn't a seperation between an ankle and calf. ankle + calf = cankle

Sister Abby has cankles.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

Kamala Cackle

The hideous witch-like cackle laugh our Vice President utters when she cannot answer "hard questions". Also used to show her callous indifference.

Q.: Did you hear what V.P. Harris said when she was asked if she'd visit the Southern Border? A.: All she did was smile and give her hideously famous "Kamala Cackle" and avoided a direct answer.

by LostInASeaOfLibtards June 27, 2021

cockless

My character on Runescape!

You cockless bastard!

by Mr. Ownage January 4, 2004

Cacklewackle

It is when you cackle uncontrollably after getting a massive erection from watching too much dirty films.

Guy 1: What happened to you?

Guy 2: I watched too much dirty films yesterday and I think I cacklewackled.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018