Caillou

A fictional kid every user of GoAnimate/Vyond worships.

Caillou's dad: CAILLOU, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 32048320948320948320948320934823094 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

by Itz KittyPinkiez August 27, 2024

Caillou

A savage child show.

Caillou mean little rock in french

Caillou is bald

Help

'Caillou is an damn fucking idiot, he is an baldy ape'

by Bastobasto July 1, 2017

Caillou

A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.

Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.

by BodiButter September 18, 2023

Caillou

A bald child in a Canadian television show, which thank god got cancelled. Caillou bullies other children, physically harms his parents, and probably swore in a deleted episode. Caillou is a great example for children of all ages! Watch Caillou today! (Wait it is deleted)

Mom: Caillou, time for dinner!
Caillou: The heck it isn’t idiot. I’m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.

by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021

caillou

tanakas real name is caillou

omg it’s caillou and noya !!!

by kindlife2207 November 10, 2020

Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019

Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.

-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.

by comadot February 23, 2025