Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018

criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.

I just recieved a criss-crossed carp

by boar man September 22, 2006

Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.

Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?

by Truxtin May 2, 2024

Criss

It basically just means Mad/Crazy

Fiona- Yooo did u see Kali

Alyssa- Yh she’s really out here looking criss

by Slangsdefeo May 30, 2019

Criss da Po3

One wack ass Mf

Have you seen Criss da Po3 today?

Oh yeah, he’s over by the dumpsters playing battleship with a mirror, that’s one weird mf.

by Dat1Guyohbaby April 24, 2024

criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

by gooperman May 26, 2024

Criss

He’s so hot, he’s tall and smart and is better than any other male in the room. You want yourself a Criss, you want to be friends with a Criss, you just need one in your life

“Omg I love criss so much”

by LudaCRISS234 November 22, 2021