Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is where catfishes and autistic children go to play without parents permission and is home to famous "eRP". The server is filled with 12 year olds who can't even type a proper sentence without "edgy" "lmao" "kappa" or "lol".

This is also a place where certain people pretend to be a horse, and end up fucking another horse infront of 20 people, then gets banned for it, but because one of the GMs (Cappy) got a good wank to it, the horse raper was unbanned.

"Hey im a hot 16 year old girl lol lets erp lol whats ur skype lol"
"ok lol, i'm only 13 kappa is that ok lol"
"lol ok lol ur edgy kappa"

Lord of the Craft is also know as LOTC.

Lord of the craft by FuckyFuckFucker September 19, 2016

bitch craft 

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft

alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft

bitch craft by Apoclamite July 12, 2010

the craft 

The bestest movie in the world, the craft is a bad ass movie, you should watch it sometime

the craft by Morgan August 17, 2006

Bong Craft 

The art of making bongs out of various household objects.

Commonly used materials include plastic bottles, plastic bags, straws and tin foil.

Charlie: Anyone up for some Bong Craft ?
Ed: Yes, but only if we can use a five litre bottle.

Bong Craft by Platypus Republic October 16, 2011

dick-craft 

Verb.

1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.

2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.

Colleen: Yeah, I just had a meeting with HR and my boss. I got a formal warning.
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!

dick-craft by Cnlefae May 15, 2017

Lainey craft 

A skinny loud ass bitch from roseville who is irri asf calls herself thick, cant keep her opinions to herself and is lowkey crazy, recently ended an 8 year crush on a q-tip and thinks she is married to a gay man.

Nigga 1:" damn that lainey craft bitch loud asf."
Nigga 2:"ikr , AYO BITCH SHUT TF UP"

Lainey craft by Slayyy queennn January 24, 2019

Hobby Craft 

The deceptive term of leaving early to carry out sexual intercourse

We're sorry we have to leave, but we've got to go Hobby Craft.

I'm sorry I've got to leave, but I've got to go Hobby Craft

Hobby Craft by The British Fox 🦊 June 24, 2022