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covidiocracy 

The government or control of society or industry by an elite of covidiots.
The other day some dude on TV told everyone that drinking bleach will prevent Covid-19 infections. We are the world's greatest covidiocracy!
covidiocracy by -bobo- May 21, 2020

Chronic Coviditis 

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

Covidity 

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.
The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.
Covidity by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020

Covidiots 

People not respecting other people during pandemic.
Some covidiots are hoarding and reselling bathroom tissue.
Covidiots by Adventure Robb March 19, 2020
1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignored 'social distancing' protocol. thus help to further spread COVID-19

2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies
'Are you seriously going to visit grandma? dude, don't be such a convidiot'

'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'

COVIDIOTS 

Covidiots are those people who refuse to take the novel coronavirus, COVID19, seriously. They do not practice social distancing. They do not stay at home. They do not cancel parties.
Amy: Why are all of those people still going to the beach for Spring Break in the middle of a global pandemic?
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.
COVIDIOTS by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020