Couch Crusader

Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.

Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.

Guy 1: What a couch crusader.

by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018

Couch pizza

Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.

Often consumed, though always in secret.

After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”

by daltonjfk September 16, 2019

couch surfing

1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.

2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places

1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.

2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.

by Aaron August 4, 2004

couch browsing

The act of watching TV on the couch while surfing the internet using a laptop.

Are you watching TV? Yes. I'm also looking up useless info on the internet. I'm couch browsing.

by Ben aka "the Deuce" January 4, 2008

Couch Conquest

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.

I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.

by Max77 October 26, 2010

couch burrito

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

by giselle January 22, 2011

Couch Companion

Someone of the opposite sex, male or female, often an intimate friend, with whom one engages in make-out type activity (often while watching a movie), or even actual sex, but where said activity is limited to the couch and is not reflective of the overall relationship.

Sue: "Mary, is that your boyfriend over there?"
Mary: "Naw, he's just a Couch Companion..."

by Anthrage June 29, 2011