Cooker

A person called “hayden” claiming his occupation is a “cooker” because his english is so damn good.

“i am a cooker”
*whole class laughs

by fickdeinemutter January 28, 2024

Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.

"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.

by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust

My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"

by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023

Dry Cooker

Best frying pan in the world. No need to use oil with it.

I made some scrambled eggs in my Dry Cooker

by joviravi January 17, 2022

Pressure cooker syndrome

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..

J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024

cookers

cocain and hookers

hey bro know any where to get some cookers

by telopath December 5, 2021

The Hiroshima rice cooker

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.

Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.

by Douwntanal October 30, 2019