You have the freedom... to do my
book....
Conservative “Hey!”
👉😣
Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my
book... or an adjacent
book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the
book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the
book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the
book though... I’m not going to do the
book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the
book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the
book...”
Iam “The
book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s
fine.”
Iam “So is it
fine when I don’t do the
book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the
book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’
s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”