Con Calma

Slobby on my knobby

Ben "Bitch on my dick like a horsey on a sitck"

Peter " Con Calma"

by Cyka My Blyat July 22, 2019

Con con is on on

When someone’s personality is remarkable and original. It is considered to be used only when someone is above and beyond expectations.

*Friend gets elected class president

Annie: “woah man con con is on on”

by Annedawg March 10, 2020

Con Todo

Spanish for with everything (more specifically with all) - kinda like being in New Orleans and ordering a dressed po' boy.

Dos tacos de carne asada con todo, por favor. (Two beef tacos with everything please.)

by El Gancho Taquero March 12, 2020

con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

con sarn it

Damn this and the whole of its properties fully to the nethrest regions of hell.

A: Could you perchance inform me of the time? I suspect I am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!

by sv-1 July 9, 2007

con safos

Con Safos is a chicano term that literally means "with respect" and in some translations is meant to deliver the message that any insult sent towards it slips off.

Sometimes used at the end of a letter instead of regards etc...

Con Safos,
Alfonso

by The brown bean!!! You know it!!! March 8, 2005

Con-queef-tador

The act of vigorously defecating upon a Latina girl in a show of dominance.

Traditionally, after she has been fucked so hard she’s left panting, defenseless, and queefing as she tries to avoid the steaming logs.

Carolina, put up a hesitant a fight against the Con-queef-tador, but in the end she felt proud of her poo-play. She had been conquered...

by Poo Play Patron December 31, 2020