Colombian kamikaze

The act of bending over to snort drugs off any surface.
Last night Joe pulled a Colombian kamikaze on a eight ball of coke and nobody see him since.
by Greg Just Greg October 30, 2015
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Colombian snowblower

When you take your partner in the wheelbarrow position and fuck them while their face is in a pile of cocaine
I was with Janice the other day, we had a lot of coke and things were getting hot and heavy, we decided to try a colombian snowblower
by Jipanix June 05, 2022
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Colombian Fag

A "Colombian Fag" is a common colloquialism for a nicotine cigarette rolled in street-grade cocaine. The name is a derivative of the common British term for cigarette, a "Fag," and Colombia, the world's largest producer of cocaine.

The most common method for creating a "Colombian Fag" is to lick, or mildly wet, a nicotine cigarette and roll in finely graded cocaine. In effort to "secure" the amphetamine to the exterior of the cigarette, many users singe the cocaine into the thin paper lining of the cigarette.

This particular method of ingestion is said to have been developed in London. In recent years, due to the strength of the European Euro in the Czech Republic and Slovakia, English citizens have migrated to these two Eastern European nations to utilize this fiscal difference. Because of this, the "Colombian Fag," is now most commonly found in the Czech Republic and Slovakia as opposed to its native England.
A Colombian Fag is a mixture of cocaine and nicotine.
by notmeyou February 27, 2010
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Colombian Sandsmacker

During a time of sexual intercourse, the male takes the time to pack the female's vagina full of fecal matter (excrement may be collected from either party) and then continues to insert his penis in the now shit-filled pussy.
Bob: Hey Baby lets do a Colombian Sandsmacker
Jill: What's that?
Bob: I'm 'gunna shit in your vagina and fuck it.
by Dr Sazerac September 04, 2010
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Colombian Cumshot

Where a shot glass of vodka or preferably tequila is held vertically in between a womans or mans' teeth and a Hispanic/Latino (for best effect should be a real Colombian) fornicates with the glass allowing ejaculation to force the glass down the throat of the person receiving and into the stomach where either real pleasure or pain takes place.

Hazard: May choke on shot glass filled with semen. Not recommended on family members.
Petchi: Hey Dude i just totally Colombian Cumshot your mom last night!
Julie: Your a fucking tool.
by James Stinkwell May 13, 2008
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Colombian coffee

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."
by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 29, 2013
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Colombian Necktie

Slit the victim's throat from ear to ear. Dave Mustaine's preferred method of revenge.
I think you'd look nice in a Colombian necktie
Should stop your tongue from wagging the dog
No more stupidity from you, as I pull your tongue through
For a smile from ear to ear, now there's nothing to hear

-"Sleepwalker" by Megadeth
by deadmaker7 May 04, 2010
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