by naaya_n November 29, 2023

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021

genuinly so goddamn cool, hes cool, has alot of bitches and alot of rizz. you cant say hes not cool youve got some competition
by notsomeonewhosnamedclyde April 29, 2023

When you're drinking liquor (typically Yukon jack) straight from the bottle and someone chugs the last of it, they are pulling a clyde.
You should pull a clyde because my sister, at the E40 concert, pulled a clyde and she had an AWESOME time afterwards!
by Stilltrill February 19, 2021

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021

Clyde is a lazy guy who only ever thinks about girls. He's smart but doesn't put effort into his work so he's always failing. He keeps flirting with girls even after they reject him and tell him to leave them alone. Clyde says very cringy things like pickup lines constantly. A Clyde hates negativity.
by NeoCityNonsense November 23, 2021

clyde is the n-word god of dicord he was a hero and was the best trap of birdies discord server he is also the best big boy
why? because he likes jojo's jevil porn anf being the best trap in the universe
why? because he likes jojo's jevil porn anf being the best trap in the universe
clyde is not a fucking idiot
by redthefuckingidiot December 17, 2018
