clintonista

A devoted (read: rabid) supporter of Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential contests. Could be extended to a rabid supporter of any Clinton.

See also: Obamaniac

Dude, did you hear what James Carville said about Richardson being Judas?

Yeah, Carville's a diehard Clintonista. Don't pay him any attention.

by My Name April 22, 2008

Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.

Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.

by Cosmo March 23, 2007

Hillary Clinton Pneumonia

A form of pneumonia that is known for its miraculously fast recoveries.

"Didn't you just tell me you had a bad case of Pneumonia an hour ago? You seem perfectly healthy now."

"It turns out that it was actually just Hillary Clinton Pneumonia!"

by Ghetto Oregonian October 11, 2016

Clingy-Boyfriend

A boyfriend who messages you 24/7 or whenever they can even if you can't. They give you weird nicknames to try and be attractive or cute but it is just so FUCKING ANNOYING. They constantly flirt because they want your affection. They will consistently ask you the same question such as are you okay or do you love me until you're pushed to the point where you feel suffocated and have no freedom. They get really angry when other guys talk to you even if it's your dad. They try to be with you at all times and if you aren't with them they will ask where you are/who you're with/what you're doing. They are possessive and they will try to be close to you for example hugging you or kissing you 24/7 they will try take you away from your friends, and they always say that they don't know what they'd do without you or something along those lines.

Clingy-Boyfriend : Hey my future wife <3 you ok?
Girlfriend: Heyy I'm ok are you?
Boyfriend: yh i just feel like you don't love me
Girlfriend: I do i just don't think i should have to say since you already know i do
Boyfriend: Ok What you up to?
Girlfriend: I'm talking to Zac what about you?
Boyfriend: What are you guys talking about, are you messaging or is he with you, are you cheating on me??????
Girlfriend: no we are just talking about stuff I have to go
Boyfriend: Ok bye cutie! xxxxxxxxxxx <3 <3 <3 <3

by TheSaddos July 30, 2016

clintonclysm

From Clinton + cataclysm
A predicted large scale violent event accompaning a Clinton presidency.
antonym: trumpocalypse

Tough choice, bro. It's either the trumpocalypse or a major clintonclysm. Whatever happens, I'm heading to Canada.

by wolfreporter May 18, 2016

Chingo Bling

Coconut Sell Out

Chingo bling was down for la raza but then made money off of them, got rich, voted for trump so he can get taxed less. Brown on the outside, white in the inside like a coconut.

by PinchePancho November 5, 2020

clingyduo

The duo of Tubbo and Tommy!

clingyduo is popping off today!

by ProbablyHarry April 19, 2021