Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Clean

When something or someone looks attractive or Good.

Guy 1: Aye wasup foo
Guy 2: Oh my Boi is clean! You go shopping yesterday or sum?
Guy 1: Ye, I wasted half my paycheck on clothes n shit yesterday

by AshTray1 June 7, 2019

clean

When someone has not self-harmed for a certain amount of time.

I’ve been clean for 3 months now.

by random-peep November 17, 2017

clean the rifle

Means to masturbate, only applies to men.

Time to go clean the rifle...i mean masturbate

by sick0 May 26, 2004

Cleaning the bong

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.

Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.

by Ammo hog November 19, 2010

Texaco Cleanse

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.

I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.

by Glenny Glen Glen April 7, 2010

Spring Cleaning

A thorough cleaning around the house when winter is over.

I need a spring cleaning service on my house

by RafaelJax March 11, 2006