Ball clamp

When one individual opens his arse and allows another individual to drop his testicles in the gap before clenching his butt cheeks back together.
Justin: hey mate lay down for a second on your stomach.
Ryan: ok will do
Justin(opening Ryan's buttocks and dropping his balls in the gap): you've now got me in a ball clamp.
by Dezmuz May 26, 2016
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Teat clamp

1.) To clamp a teat (nipple) with two fingers and twist harshly.
2.) Another name for Purple Nurple or Titty Twister.
Joe clamps onto your left nipple with his index finger and thumb, then twists it harshly!
by JonathanBrandon&Jake August 03, 2005
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dick clamp

Its simple. When someone won't get off your balls/dick.
Usually at a club an ugly girl won't let you be, hangs on an usually you go home with her because thats all that will get with you, because she is messing up your game.
In aremaic days the dick clamp helped sustain an erection. It was good for propagating the species. In the club scene today.... its about as pretty as a an STD!
by J-chan September 19, 2007
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scrotum clamp

It is the same as a Humbler (see definition). Quite humiliating for the male species.

This word is often used to describe someone who you think is a complete arsehole.
"STFU ... you're such a scrotum clamp"
by electricmistress February 05, 2010
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meat clamp

When a vagina clamps the penis during intercourse.
I used my meat clamp on him last night. -Sara
by Adjusg May 01, 2015
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Cambodian Clamp

Clamping your butt cheaks on ones nose and farting.
Last night josh fell asleep and i gave him the Cambodian Clamp.
by ohfashoe July 26, 2007
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Shank Clamp

(N) a very tight vagina.

-Ing (v) The process of having sex with a vagina so tight that it feel although you skin is being peeled off you penis.

(Proper Plaural N) Shank Clamps - A group of women that will only tease a man and never follow through.
(n) Man she had such a shank clamp that my dick was an inch thinner when we were done.

(v) She was shank clamping me so bad I think she removed the skin...

(Prop Pl N) Don't spend your money on beer for them they are just shank clamps and nut wrenches.
by Bigunz 71z August 24, 2006
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