Chud

This is when your penis is wider than it is long.
Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.
by jonnyboy123 August 29, 2007
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Chud

A person that constantly disappoints friends and family.

Such as being late for their own party, never being able to be contacted when needed and forgetting important events.

Other characteristics of a chud, include, but is not limited to trying to act kawaii and consistently fails at their attempts to do anything.
I can't believe that chud is late for his own party.
Dude, did you see that chud randomly blurt out stuff during class.
by Kiddwarrior June 15, 2014
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Chud

A mixture of cheese and mud caused by the interaction of dairies and trench warfare.
Wipe that chud off uniform, soldier.
by Steve November 19, 2003
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Chud

A child or infant.

Usually refers to someone's unwanted or unintended bastard offspring.

An insult.
(While in a shopping mall, a child of a rather young, single mother walks into you and it dumps ice-cream on your pants):

"Woman! Put your dirty little chud on a leash and be a parent! That cost me $100!"
by Glamdoll December 24, 2008
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chud

A highly powerful and supremely attractive man, often admired, and even revered, by others, as well as the best at whatever he does.
Some girl: I think I could just die, a chud just graced me with a few words...
by Lord Chud sur Paendragoran December 19, 2005
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chud

the over accesive sweating come from your black dick
by doug nowlan February 23, 2003
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chud

A small, fat, chubby faced person
Have you seen Julian around?

oh that massive chud? no i haven't seen him around
by slommy123 June 08, 2023
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