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A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).
Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!

Haha, your mom is a chode!

A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.
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this is a penis that is wider than it is in length a very unfortunate disease
dude i think i have a chode
chode by adolf October 13, 2003
when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode
#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!
Chode by Not Conner Runyon October 23, 2008
cockpit - The skin between your balls and your asshole
Chode by my idol January 5, 2009
When a penis is wide then it is long
Chode by k Schizzle February 10, 2003
A penis that's wider than it is long

Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious
"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"
Chode by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004
A dick that has more circumfrence that longevity... like a damn can of tuna
chode by A.Dizzle November 15, 2006