Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...

by Dokvald January 9, 2010

Chess Pieced Off

Used when a formidable opponent beats his lesser neighbor's ass at a game of chess repeatedly to the point that the somber-some disappointed player then copies, and sends, the definition of stale-mate to the winning victor's phone in order to redeem what little man hood is left after yet another night of reigning tear.

Zack sure was chess pieced off last night after loosing- he grabbed his blanket , and cat and hasn't been seen since!

by M&M Show December 7, 2016

Chess pirate

One who plays chess with steve in the office

Jacob was a chess pirate with Steve last night

by Mr. scoonover February 23, 2020

chess kink

Wanting to incorporate chess into sex

Hey you know Rebecca?
Yeah
She doesn’t have a chess kink

by Duckshateherondales February 2, 2021

Chess pool

A variant of checkers where the king can move multiple spaces, similar to the bishop in chess.

Chess pool was played instead of checkers during lunch periods because you can finish the games faster.

by Tubaryan12 April 4, 2021

Chess player

Only play they get is on the chess board

“I’m a chess player” or “i have never touched a women”

by realrichmf February 8, 2023

Chess-piece face

An albino. someone of pale complexion.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003