Chairing

The act of having someone go on his knees and another person sitting on his back pretending or actually reading a newspaper.

Instead of Tebowing, the man got in the middle of the street and started chairing with his buddy.

The man suffered many injuries due to chairing in the middle of the high way.

Chairing by Steve Chair January 8, 2012

imma chargin' my lazer

when a guy masturbates

Pete: DONT COME IN THE BATHROOM< IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZER

imma chargin' my lazer by theaweoms83496598346 February 27, 2010

Charging 

This one Has many meanings
1. some one who is extremely stoned
2. Wen u do funny/dumb shit under the influence of some kind of drug
3. It probly has others but these are the only two i kno

Guy 1. Oh man i had so much weed
Guy 2. Dude .. ur CHARGIN...gimme 5 adn pass me that shit

Charging by Hunter (ted) February 22, 2004

Depth Charging 

Similar to motorboating, except performed on a girl's ass.

Those midgets in the bar were depth charging those girl's asses all night!

Depth Charging by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

chagrinanstandsstück

The feeling of sadness felt when eating the last piece of your birthday cake (or when some one else eats your last piece of birthday cake)

The weekend after my birthday after I ate the last bite of my cake I was hit with a wave of chagrinanstandsstück when I realized there was no more.

chagrinanstandsstück by AbbyLoup May 25, 2025

chagris 

The art of being sober.

My friends and I were at the bar, and after drinking a fish bowl, we were not chagris.

chagris by Fish Bowl August 4, 2009

Chagrid

a female resembling hagrid from harry potter due to a mass of dark hair.

Kait- Hey paul what do you think of that girl?

Paul- Not my type, she a bit of a chagrid.

Chagrid by moobette February 12, 2010