Benthos

Erect (as if you took Viagra) penis

I was walking down the street when suddenly I squired benthos.

by Haydayme October 21, 2015

got me bent

means yeah right

"go over there and talk to him."
"Please, you got me bent"

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Benton's Law

As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.

Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.

Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.

Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.

Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.

by piperdown71 November 2, 2009

bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.

"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"

by CoolCodes September 1, 2017

benthos

An erection, usually caused by the release of a video game console, or a game, such as Halo: The Master Chief Collection

popularized by the youtube channel, McJuggernuggets

Oh my god, im getting a BENTHOS right now!

by Tgf November 7, 2019

Benton

An intelligent individual who understands many things through close observation. Though sometimes misunderstood, people will eventually grow to like them. A kind heart and a caring soul allow an empathic connection with others, while a bright mind and excellent judgment make for a great leader. They possess amazing skills in everything they do and can accomplish things that would be impossible for most. They have a great physique and find it hard sometimes to be so good-looking because they can be resented for it. People like Bentons because they're just amazing. They aren't conceded pricks and they give good advice. They also have a willingness to help people. If you know a Benton, you should appreciate them for their greatness and their wonderful personality.

(This definition doesn't specifically describe one person, it is a meaning of the name "Benton")

I like that Benton guy, he's pretty darn cool.

That guy is really nice and sexy, I bet his name is Benton.

What I wouldn't give to be with Benton.

by Divine Element February 13, 2010

Bent

Bent, meaning gay, homosexual, queer.

for example; Kurt is bent.

by totallyswag July 7, 2014