Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Buzzard

Slang word for Bizarre.

That dude is so Buzzard, he just keeps doing weird things.

by Milocharlie February 14, 2023

buzzard catholic

One who only goes to Mass when someone dies.

As I get older and friends pass away I've become a buzzard catholic

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

dick buzzard

Bitches and hoes that wait around for ones women to leave her current dick to swoop on and become a cum guzzler... Or try....

Tiffany brink was the biggest Dick Buzzard even though she thinks she is a lesbian.

by The one 1981 November 19, 2017

Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.

That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?

by Fandamme January 30, 2018

Attack Buzzard

Is a freaky dark monkey that smells like marijuana and wet dirt. And hates all white people that are not part of the KKK

Hi my name is Attack Buzzard

by Pu$$i $layer November 13, 2017

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016