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Transilvainian Buttsex

sex between 2 males that involves 16 vampire novels, 89 bottles of Vampire wine, 666 srceamo music cd's, a branding iron, 1 gallon of AB- blood, and a vampire.(the vampire doesn't count as 1 of the 2 males)
Dracula and his 2 gay friends died from over-branding during Transilvainian Buttsex, Edward, from twilight, his 2 life partners died from having 90 bottles of Vampire wine and 667 screamo cd's during Transilvainian Buttsex
by Gman665 December 13, 2010
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Jalepeno Buttsex

After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.
You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."

Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."
by Hamtown December 2, 2010
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buttsexual music

Music/bands that is/are extremely stupid/gay/annoying/etc.
Person Who Is Just Getting Into Rock Music: What are some examples of fucking buttsexual music?

Person Who Is A Rock Music Fanatic: Let's see...Green Day, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Insane Clown Posse, Mindless Self Indulgence, and Disturbed. Some good bands are Cannibal Corpse, Sevendust, (Some) Godsmack, Hate Eternal, Hatebreed, Six Feet Under, Mors Principium Est, Devildriver, DragonForce, and Anal Cunt.
by Kevin Rodriguez August 25, 2006
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Mouth buttsex

The act of having rough anal sex with someone's mouth, which usually results in ripping of the lining of the roof of the reciever's mouth. It is generally a rough but very sensual act, most likely followed by ejaculation into ones mouth. If performed correctly the ejaculate tends to leak out of the nostrils; not to be confused with a "candy cane." There are two possible ways to begin the act of mouth buttsex. 1. Start by ramming the sphincter of the proposed receiver. 2. Being you start the oral buttsex flaccid, as the erection occurs you begin to ram the receivers mouth as roughly as non-fatally possible. Circular motions of thrusting are encouraged during the act. If the "thruster" can maintain an erection after ejaculation into ones mouth, it is common courtesy to proceed with normal anal sex following the oral buttsex. As is "making out." As with wine it is usually an acquired taste, but once approved by both parties, it becomes very pleasurable for all involved, and has potential to bring the participants closer than ever during, and after the act has finished.
"Dude Kelly totally let me have mouth buttsex with her last night, I was thinking about breaking up with her, but tomorrow we are going to pick out some engagement cock rings"
by The official oral buttsex pro October 27, 2013
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dry buttsex

Is the act of having buttsex with clothing on. It is kinda like humping, since in both cases the dick never enters the arse.
Lisa: Did you finally have buttsex?
Beth: No, we only had dry buttsex.
by dan1234321 December 9, 2008
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buttsex

When someone humps you in your ass
He is gay cause he buttsexed me
by UplikedonaldTrump March 5, 2017
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Buttsex Disease

A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".
Due to his Buttsex Disease, Simon was still mad Nate killed him in Minecraft.
by ThePTFOGuy July 5, 2018
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