santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

My batteries are charged

I am awake and fully aware.

I've had a shower and my batteries are fully charged.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Butter Pie

A term used to describe an attractive male. Can be used as both an adjective or noun. Part of the pastry rating system coined by Gregory Lynch, Samantha Whitham and Holly Van Russelt, see Bavarian slice, Iced bun, Vanilla slice

'Come and have a look at this butter pie I've just found on Facebook!'
'Oh my god, yeah! He is quite butter pie isn't he!'

by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009

Butterfinger

What an individuals finger is after inserting it into the female sex organs.

"Hey honey, want a Butterfinger?"

by Cejay December 7, 2006

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

butterfinger

The act of capturing a fart in ones hand and then holding it over another's (or own, if desired) mouth until victim breathes, leaving them with the taste of flatulence in their oral cavity.

"Oh man, Robert just butterfingered Kenny." ~Conor

"I can still taste that fart from Conor's butterfinger." ~Robert

by Dikfore January 28, 2006

Alan Butterfield

Stealth bad ass who hung on a tree during hurricane Harvey over 18 hours, grumpy old fart that has 9 lives like a cat.

Lets climb a tree like alan Butterfield

by Samiamx2 December 21, 2018