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butthurt

A term used by simian liberal partisans on Fark.com to malign conservatives or anyone who criticizes President Obama. It is more or less synonymous with "sore loser", in reference to the landslide Democratic victory in November 2008. (Bizarrely, the implication is that the Democrats anally raped the Republicans.)
Obama critic: "Obama's stimulus package is nothing more than Bush's $700 billion bailout but with Democratic flavoring, and will not actually help the economy. That's not change."
Liberal partisan on Fark.com: "LOL STOP B31NG ALL BUTTHURT!!!!!111"
by WJB24 February 13, 2009
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Butthurt American

An American who takes it too seriously when some one from Europe or Canada makes fun of him for living in a country filled with Fat, Retarded, Culturally defficient retards, and then whines about it every chance he can whilst talking to aa European, or a Canuck (I say this with affection.

Granted that makes a minir percentage of the population of our country and, being stereotyped sucks.

Yet these Fat, retarded, Culturally defficient retards some how end up running our god damned government.
So apparently, we have a fucking problem... Stop electing retards.
Example 1.

Person 1: This guy from England told me over an Anonymous chatroom that he thinks I'm fat and stupid because I live in the U.S. I'm going to go find my Canadian friend and whine at him.

Person 2: *eating his Mountain dew flavored dorrito cupcakes.* You do that, Billy-bob!

Person 1: 'MURIKA

Example 2:

Person 3: *Random European guy talking to his friend.* I totally trolled that Butthurt American last night.

Person 4: You should have invited me.
by Whywasn'tIborninAustralia March 9, 2013
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Butthurt Burt

One who is butthurt in character or often displays butthurt behavior. Common traits include a fragile ego, mood swings, and an inflated sense of entitlement, resulting in frequent butthurt episodes. See also, meninist.
Frank walked off pouting when a girl gave his friend Jimmy her phone number, Frank is a butthurt burt.
by youthofnausea January 28, 2015
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Buhurt

When a bunch of out of shape nerds get together and beat each other with blunted steel weapons while wearing 80 pound suits of medieval armor.
Wow you do Buhurt? I’m a little surprised you have the stamina.
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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ButthurtLib

A liberal that is butthurt after Trump destroyed Hillary during the Presidential campaign. Usually resorting to complaints of everything Trump does regardless of what it is.
I don't like Trump since he cured cancer and found world peace. It's not because I am a butthurtlib.
by Plowinurgranny January 27, 2017
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butthurt

A state of being pissed off when wronged by another person.
Packman "BANG-COCKED" Justin and he got all butthurt about it!
by Selesi July 15, 2006
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ButtHurt

To feel as if you've been kicked in the ass by a steal-toed boot.

The etymology of the word stems from the ancient Greeks observing a descrepit puppy being kicked in the bum by an unwelcoming shop owner. Once a well placed kick has contacted the said bumhole the puppy will run off crying with its tail between its legs.
By declining to have lunch with me, Tim made me feel all butthurt.
by I like monkeys. August 21, 2007
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