Burt

Short for “Burtis”, the name of a damn clown

Burt come hit the bong
“Burt”-sized

by CurtTinney February 28, 2019

Dirty Burt

When Burt gets you sloppy drunk and tell you to suck his d!ćk a make sounds like a dog does while drinking water : Dirty Burt : shlop shop shop shop shlop

Baby make that Dirty Burt sound while you suck my d!čk
Shlop Shlop Shlop Shlop

by Skeebo1965 May 28, 2022

Michael Burt

Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole

Wow Michael Burt your a massive asshole

by The opposite of Michael Burt March 20, 2019

Burt

When you burp and vomit at the same time.

My burt (from the pickle I ate an hour ago) tasted like pickles.

by Chippy56 May 22, 2023

Burt

A burt is a little weak man who thinks hes ten men but really hes a soft little weasel. Ie - Mike smith

Some little burt called mike smith rang me up wanting me come with him while he has a fight. so i went with him and ended up slapping him for being a soft weasel burt.

Mike go get me a drink ya burt.

by Pem shredder November 26, 2019

Lucy burt

A woman that can be a wife a mother and a total pain in the arse

For fucks sake you have a touch of the Lucy Burt about you

by Horracewallace December 19, 2024

Burting Off

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"

"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."

by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024