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Burlington

A medium sized town. With almost everyone doing weeds and drinking. Burlington is home of the PARTY. There's none stop partying. There's almost all sluts and skanks. If you say something wrong in Burlington you better watch your back. There's a couple of gangs in Burlington. So choose the wrong side. YOUR BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK
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by fucktard6969 March 15, 2011
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A vagina that can expel a copious amount of thick fluid similiar to mayonaise.
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A homeless gutter residing fish like human who swims in giz. Often found studying "Murphys" law.
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Burlington

Really cool little town in Connecticut. Everyone in the middle school except for a couple kids are really {preppy} Nice town, but very quiet.
Burlington is quiet, and I like it that way.
by momosama May 15, 2008
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Burlington

A small town in Iowa.

Burlignton was once a bustling port in the steamboat era. It sits on the Mississippi River in south eastern Iowa, on the Illinois border. Burlington has a deep hisstory.

Population around 25,000 - 30,000.
One public high school, a somewaht run-down mall, a not so active downtown. A new complex with a hotel, virtual bowling, restaurants, a few nice bars, a waterpark, etcetera.

The high school has been having problems for years, fightinhg, drop-outs, teen pregnancy, you name it.

Quite a bit of weed and drinking.

Most people go out on the river in the summer.

Most of the population under 25 wants out of the town. A small community college is on the west side of town.

A few religious private schools are in the area.

It's an alright town for middle-ages people, I suppose.

Very blue-collar, few professional occupations unless you work in medicine.

There is a new hospital and a new casino.

It's got the standard franchise places.
A Supercenter Wal-Mart
A Kmart, Shopko, Super Target, Hy-Vee, Casey's, Walgreens, Aldi.

Has the regular Iowa-small town feel, lots of fields, friendly people, pick-up trucks..

Not half-bad if you didn't grow up here or if you didn't go to the high school.
Father: Hey kids, want to go to the waterpark in Burlington?
Kids: YEAH!!
by lalalalx1312123 June 11, 2009
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Burlington

A town in Ontario across the Skybridge from Hamilton. Very Dirty, with a lot of pricks and sluts in it.
"If you cross the Skyway and turn left, everyone becomes an asshole"

"Why's that?"

"Because then you're in Burlington"
by Nairb Eitsoc October 21, 2008
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to Shit, to deficate, to poo, to plop.
dude i gotta go do a burling!", "You should of seen the size of the burling i just took!"
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