Buffet

Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.

Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)

by Iamsobored123 July 26, 2011

Buffer Zone

A distance of at least one unit of seating (e.g. a chair, a foot or two on a bench) in between you and at least one other person. It is most often used when: a) a foul odor is emanating from the person next to you b) you don't want to be accused of being too close to a person of the same sex for, well, obvious reasons...homosexuality c) discomfort

"Hey dude you smell like shit, we should have a 1 desk buffer zone or I'll pass out during class."

by Max Power April 6, 2005

buffercup

- someone's who's just so adorable and huggable

"Darling, you're such a buffercup!"

by Buttercup17776 April 27, 2010

Buffering

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.

Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!

by Little Face December 12, 2014

Yayo Buffet-o

An all night schmorgasborg of dancing in white pants, caused by countless lines of cocaine. Preferably fishscale.

Let's get down on that yayo buffet-o son.

by Mr. Sniffles July 7, 2006

Warren Buffett

Second richest person in the world. Also the greatest investor in the world; he turned fifty grand into 42 billion dollars over 40 years.

Warren Buffett is up there with Mr. T and Einstein. You disrespect him, you get laughed at like a bitch, because you dont got your 42 billion, DO YA?

Warren Buffett is Jesus. No, really.

by FireballX301 May 4, 2004

helmet buffer

one who sucks on the cock.

Yo Gene, check out the DSL on that broad!! She has to be the best helmet buffer, EVER..

by soundchild January 26, 2008