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Bryson

A prepubescent male who lacks much intelligence. He is a stubborn donkey that smells like old tuna. Bringing people down is his top priority as well as being a grade A douche.
Hey who is that new guy? He seems like a total Bryson.
by PATMYHAT January 9, 2015
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Bryson is a really cute amazing person but has a shitty ass girlfriend. She thinks she’s everything. Bryson doesn’t like his hair being touched or played with. He can be a real big man hoe.
Doesn’t Bryson have a girlfriend? He’s touching that chicks thigh
by Watermelon.headass25 April 15, 2019
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never date a bryson he will break ur heart i know from experience
by its_not_myah November 10, 2020
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SEX, sex sex sex sex, sex
Bryson is sex, no really, he is sex
by bryson98 April 28, 2008
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Bryson

he is the most perfect boy i know and he makes me so happy and he’s so amazing and he and he always makes me laugh. he doesn’t know how much i love him and thats okay. i love everything about him. his dimples, the way he smiles at me, the way he looks at me, his laugh, his style, his eyes, his eyelashes everything. i don't have a favorite part about him because i can’t choose one. there isn’t any other boy that makes me happy like he does. if anyone ever asks me what i would change about him i would say nothing at all. he's perfect and theres nothing i would change about him. he has no idea how much he means to me. im so grateful to have him in my life and as a friend. there is no other boy in or on this planet that could take his place.he will forever be my #1 boy. i’ll love him till the end of time.
me to myself: i love bryson so much.

me to myself again: same girl same.
by iluvhimsmsmsmsmsm… April 4, 2023
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Irish related name, also meaning sweaty cock munch in Russian.
by ?123 October 22, 2008
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bryson

a faggot who sells oatmeal squares and takes you captive as his boyfriend(You are now a sex slave to this proned sex offender)
watch out for that bryson! He's trying to get in your pants!!!
by bobby skitzophrenic February 25, 2008
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