by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006
Get the Brachial Detachment mug.Very similar to the "dirty sanchez", but instead of wiping vaj juice on the upper lip of the girl you fooled around with, you run out of the room and do it to one of your "bros"
Eric was acting like a cocksucker last night so when i got done fooling around with lauren, I ran out and gave him a "dirty brochez"....
by Papi Ballchoader October 15, 2009
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To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.
To widen the mouth of your beer by following these steps:
1. Buy or steal a beer.
2. Open your beer.
3. Place your thumb on the bottom of the tab.
4. Place downward pressure on the tab.
5. Begin to rip the beer can from the bottom left of the tab all the way up to the top right.
6. Check out how big the hole is in your beer can.
7. Pound your beer in the face of all the other losers at the party who cut their fingers when they try to brochu their beers.
8. Slam your empty beer can on the ground and bang the hottest chick at the party who's been staring at your jack and beanstalk all night.
Man, I with I could brochu my beers like that kid. Not only can he chug, but he hooks up with all the hottest chicks.
by Mike Foley May 12, 2007
Get the brochu mug.1. An extremely homosexual male with a Monk complex who enjoys "playing" soccer with other field fairies and refuses to touch doorknobs, ketchup packets, and tacos (prefers hotdogs)
Broch: "Dude, like totally get that taco away from me. It'll make me fat before soccer - I need to beef up."
Random Guy: "Want some of my hotdog?"
Random Guy: "Want some of my hotdog?"
by byron kutlusoy September 8, 2006
Get the broch mug.when you make nachos with shredded cheese in the microwave and the cheese melts so that the mound of chips and cheese is essentially one chip. the first person to grab this "legendary" chip does not have to share unless the recipient wants to. in most cases this does not happen.
by sfdadfawefwvadszxv May 26, 2012
Get the brochip mug.black man from the waste down- if you know a brachan you know not to go in a jacuzzi or to touch him with a ten foot pole unless you want ten kids. Good lookin, nice butt makes pretty babies. Loves the pink taco, enjoys aggrivating, and always thinks he's right when truth is he is NEVER!! Cracks jokes... some are funny... he thinks they all are. ALL IN ALL, he is well loved, a genuine guy, and has the biggest heart. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back if you needed it.
Random guy: Brachan, what you eating for dinner?
Brachan: Pink Tacos
Random guy: Special sauce??
Brachan: you know it!
Brachan: Pink Tacos
Random guy: Special sauce??
Brachan: you know it!
by tacomacho February 4, 2010
Get the Brachan mug.A man who dresses as a part bird and part malnourished walker in the desert.
Also known as the official pregame outfit for burning man.
Also known as the official pregame outfit for burning man.
“Hey, look at that guy weaving an Eagles feather into his hair after just taking off his corporate neck tie. . He must be donning his Brochella outfit”
by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018
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