British facial

A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.

If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.

by ConcernedParties June 28, 2011

British Raj

The British colony that lasted from 1858 to 1947. It included the modern countries of Pakistan, India, Myanmar (Burma), and Bangladesh.

British Raj did little for India in economic terms.

by Cochlea April 20, 2021

The Great British I.Q test of 2016

In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.

The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.

Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.

by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022

brutus the uterus

big hairy guy who is a cunt

whoa, your mums new pimp looks like brutus the uterus

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

british airliner

While banging a girl from behind hold her hands out to the side (like wings) and slam her face into the head board, wall, etc.

Dude! Did you see that bruise on Amanda's forehead?
Yeah, her friend said some guy gave her a british airliner last night!

by SPC November 9, 2007

British Teabag

Before masterbation empty a teabag but retain the string and upon climax ready the teabag and blow your wad inside of the bag. Afterwards staple the string back onto the teabag and look for someone you'd like to have a good old fashion tea party with. Make sure they're unknowing of what's about to happen, run up to them holding the teabag by the string and smack the person as hard as you can across the face with the teabag yelling the phrase "bollocks"!!

So my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me the other day, so i gave that bitch a British teabag! That'll teach her!

by Sesinkio January 7, 2014

British girl

These girls usually buy all their clothes at JD sports and pretty little thing they always own a pair of iconic topshop Joni jeans. They probably make fun of anyone who doesn’t wear these clothes. Their snapscore is over 100,000. They tend to judge people while in McDonalds.

*girl wearing clothes that aren’t from JD walks in*

British girl: ew wth are you wearing you look so ugly

normal girl: shut up you are just a chav

by livininabarbieworld February 19, 2020