Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020

ape brained

you're stupid like a fucking ape.

Kyle, you're fucking ape brained!

by Your Cumshot December 20, 2020

dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.

Damn rea is so Monkey-brained

by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021

Getting Briaed

When you're in a relationship with someone, then they ask to break up or go on "a break" but still fuck with you

Me: She keeps saying she wants space and when I give it to her she texts me or calls me or flirts with me.

You: Ohhh so you're getting briaed. You give her what she wants but then she keeps you close "as a friend" but does more.

Me: Yeah!? Exactly that how did you know??

You: I've been through it before LOL!

by Unknown_Chris;) September 30, 2021

Hare-brained

Adj irresponsible and idiotic combined

If you have hare-brained ideas, or want to be employed as a buffoonishly idiotic clown, don't plan a ninja counter-strike, ever.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2022

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022