oxymoron

A stupid idiot with zits.

That oxymoron didn't have to be able to play connect the dots on his face. The oxy pads were sitting right there!

by engtchr July 18, 2006

Oxymoron

A habitual user of Oxycodone whose continuted use has diminished their intellect to that of an idiot or moron.

Damn, Martinique your brother sure is an oxymoron." "Well what do you expect? He smokes them thangs like Newports!

by Professor Von Slice Five October 30, 2010

Oxymorons

Oxymorons are people who do not know how to take care of their acne.

Etymology: From the acne cream, Oxy-whatever, and the archaic word for people of very low intelligence moron.

He was one of those Oxymorons, who didn't know that they made stuff that'll make his zit go away.

by Bill G March 27, 2005

oxymoron

a dumb bleached blonde; any Paris Hilton look-alike wannabe; any girl who thinks she need as a boob job and blonde hair

She is thinking of bleaching her hair to look like Paris Hilton: what an oxymoron!

by alex777 August 12, 2007

oxymoron

the brand of cleaning stuff from Sheep in the Big City. It's alleged to be the only detergent with the power of an ox.

"It's not entirely your fault. That shirt is dirty because you're not using oxymoron detergent! The detergent with the power of an OX! HAHAHA!"
-Jay Leno as Oxymoron guy

"BUY IT NOW!"
-Oxymoron Guy

"Ba-aaa-aa-a"
-the sheep

by B1K (A.K.A. B1K) October 5, 2011

Oxymoron

A pairing of words that conflict or contradict each other.

Fan Dub
Rap Music
Intelligent Democrat
Free Healthcare
Stupid Jap
Honest Politician
Communism Works
Sober Irishman
Courageous French
English Cuisine
Talented DeviantART

To make a shitty English clip of an anime and call if a "Fandub" is an oxymoron.

by アキバ October 29, 2009

OXYMORON

Two words or phrases that contradict each other. (can also be a contradictory statement)

OXYMORON:
I support obama and our Troops
jumbo shrimp
virus free windows pc

by everywheretome September 30, 2009