Boyardization

(noun): The process of converting pasta, sauce and cheese into a deliciously-gooey orange mass.

Derived from 'Chef Boyardee'

Leftover spaghetti is even better after Boyardization.

by Wax Frog August 29, 2012

Walmart Board

A non-name brand skateboard; usually bought at a large corporation like walmart; really cheap

Paul was so proud of himself for snapping his skateboard in two.
"Dude, thats cause it was a Walmart board..."

by GS261 April 3, 2009

Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

I'm leaving the board forever

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.

I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

by anonymous November 6, 2004

get on board

To agree with a course of action or opinion

"It's a new approach and we want everyone to get on board and make it happen."

by lips lisp January 5, 2016

boardrat

1. A male who whores himself out to numerous female boardies on an internet message board.
2. Any guy on an internet message board that has allowed a few compliments by other female 'boardies' go to his head and created the impression in his own mind that he's a real ladies man.

Example: moby.com's very own ghost hounds

by Johnny Hot Stuff July 10, 2005

boardinghouse reach

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.

Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!

by peter gazinya October 4, 2010