who died and made you boss

Sarcastic response to somebody assuming a position of authority that they do not possess.

A: The request has to be fulfilled until tomorrow.
B: Geez, who died and made you boss?

by funurbanfrontfont March 24, 2018

Helluva Boss

A decent show on Youtube about a Hitmen business named "The IMP (The Immediate Murder Perfectionals)."
Made by the same creator who created Hazbin Hotel and the show is also written by Brandon Rogers.

It's this squad of demons that just kill humans but in entertaining ways; just imagine it as Hitman 3 but the bugs are intentionally funny
The 5 main characters are:
Blitzø (aka brandon rogers), Loona (aka a minecraft wolf), Moxxie (aka invader zim), Millie (aka sandy cheeks), and Stolas (aka the horny ass bird)

The lore/plot of the show is still getting developed as each episode gets released but as of right now, it's alright.
The show gets a lot of flag for its "corny" humor sometimes but the jokes can be creative half of the time even if they aren't that humorous.

Overall, a decent show that's free on Youtube (also this show gets alot of rule34, i only made this just so i can say this.)

John: Have you seen Helluva Boss, Jane?
Jane: That Brandon Rogers shit?
John: Yeah. The one show with the demons.
Jane: Doesn't that one furry get a helluva a lot of rule34?
John: what

by GregBuisha March 5, 2022

Corbyn Besson

oH mY fuCking gOd don’t get me stARTEDD on corbyn besson. he is the most attractive, talented, AMAZINg person on this earth. he IS MY DADDY 👏🏻👏🏻

LIKE LITERALLY FUCKING CHOKE ME YOU’re so hOT. his blond little poof that’s always on his head is so 🥰🥰 like literally snap my fucking neck

when i see pictures of him my bussy starts DRIPPING 😱😱

“who’s that cute ass hUnk over there?”

“CORBYN BESSON he’s so TALENTED AND SWEET LIKE LITERALLY JUST LISTEN TO HIS ANGELIC VOICE 😭😍”
“good to know weirdo”

by girlidekwhyamihere March 9, 2019

bassoon

The larger of the two standard double reed instruments in the orchestra. It resembles a Victorian bedpost and one must have double jointed thumbs to play it! It can play in the bass range, however it's most lyrical range is in the tenor.

The bassoon starts the symphony off in the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

by macfanmd April 5, 2009

Blossom

Is a most interesting girl you will ever meet she will steal your heart away in a heartbeat she can be a bit aggressive at times but she is good in the heart you should got out with such a girl with a great brackground such as her's

Blossom, you are awesome!!!!

by 112233one twothree December 22, 2016

Blossom

1. To pour Diet Coke and Mentos, in that order, down a girl's vagina. This will cause the formation of a soda geyser in her uterus and vagina, which will fuck up her reproductive system and launch soda the fuck out of her vagina. (verb)

2. The Powerpuff Girl of the same name, and leader of the trio. Wears a red bow to assert dominance. (noun)

1.
Guy 1: I gonna blossom (pours Diet Coke and Mentos down girl's vagina)
Girl 1: *screams in agony* THAT HURTS WHAT THE FUCK (The soda geyser in her vagina drenches Guy 1)
Guy 1: *masturbating in Girl 1's mouth*
(Girl 1 has her period, adding blood to the geyser. She then faints)
Guy 1: *takes picture of Girl 1's fucked-up vagina*

2. No example needed

by Yopmail User June 26, 2022

The Bosom

An alternative and PG-friendly version of "The Tits." Something that is awesome the way a woman's bosom is awesome.

We went to the barbecue, and Uncle MattE's Back Porch Slaw was absolutely The Bosom.

by Uncle Bosom January 2, 2013