"Break My Wallet" is a German motor vehicle manufacturer known well for its overpriced products, and prodigious unreliability. One must bring their wallet everywhere they go, for sudden breakdowns can happen at any moment.
Break My Wallet (BMW) are also well known for having a cult-like following of drivers who swear by this company's performance, despite having no major records for: 0-60 times, Quartermile run, Top Speed, and Nurburgring track.
BMW Drivers will also attempt to stage a race in their favor; i.e. racing 0-60, the only thing a Turbo Inline 6 can do.
Break My Wallet drivers generally think they're better than everyone else, and are the most hated drivers on the road.
But if Reliant Robin can have a following, then why not BMW? At least Reliant Robin's are more reliable.
Break My Wallet (BMW) are also well known for having a cult-like following of drivers who swear by this company's performance, despite having no major records for: 0-60 times, Quartermile run, Top Speed, and Nurburgring track.
BMW Drivers will also attempt to stage a race in their favor; i.e. racing 0-60, the only thing a Turbo Inline 6 can do.
Break My Wallet drivers generally think they're better than everyone else, and are the most hated drivers on the road.
But if Reliant Robin can have a following, then why not BMW? At least Reliant Robin's are more reliable.
Johnny: "Hey guys, check out my ///M3. So much better than Brads Mustang. BMW is the best."
Everyone else "Did you Break Your Wallet on repairs yet?"
Everyone else "Did you Break Your Wallet on repairs yet?"
by Oldman Lincoln August 2, 2018
Get the BMWmug. he likes his women just right, not too skinny, but not fat, just in the middle, he likes them thick, BMW
by rockstar roberts August 18, 2011
Get the BMWmug. 
Be My Wife
Guy: *unveils brand new bimmer* It's for you baby.
Guy's girlfriend:
BMW?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yes I do! I love you so much I will marry you!
Guy's girlfriend:
BMW?!?!?!?!?!?!
Oh yes I do! I love you so much I will marry you!
by ixlMlxi June 24, 2008
Get the BMWmug. The guy wishes he could afford a BMW, 'also know as Carl'
BMW
I'll take BMW over Mercedes, too bad i cant afford one
BMW
I'll take BMW over Mercedes, too bad i cant afford one
by ghostface# September 12, 2006
Get the BMWmug. "Body made well" - A chick that's banging in all the right places. Nice tits, perfect ass, hourglass shape and a pretty face. When she walks by she makes all the guys stare and pop up.
i.e. Perfect body
i.e. Perfect body
A girl that stands out in a room full of women. Can also apply to fit males who have it together. Look at that BMW.
Damn, thats a body made Well.
Damn, thats a body made Well.
by owendev April 22, 2008
Get the bmwmug.