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kinky blob

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.
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Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.
Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???
by Robert Morris 3.14 May 16, 2009
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Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.
by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018
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blob week

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".
by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004
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blob hammock

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006
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blow-blob

A pregnant woman to pregnant to preform any other sex act than falacio.
I helped roll this blow-blob on her side so she could give me head.
by timbone666 May 24, 2011
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blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
by swaggerblob October 11, 2017
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