cock blister

Cock Blister, (noun) cock-blister
1)A sore that occurrs on the "cock" from exsessive cock beatingor masterbation.
2)A swelling of a localized area resulting from dry humping.
3)A bump of puss aquired from your friendly naborhood ho. Probably should get that checked.
4)Resulting from chaffing from clothing during pilates.Fag.

1)Why are you acting like a "Cock Blister"?
2)Your about as smart as a "Cock Blister", cause yer heads' full of puss.
3) Thats about as painful as a "Cock Blister"!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

blitted

Usually referring to when smoking weed and high as a kite.

This weed is got me blitted.

I feel so blitted from this joint.

I'm so blitted son!

by Paz1986 October 7, 2008

blister

A type of retail packaging that looks like a transparent bubble glued or taped to a cardboard backing.

"He was selling a vintage star wars figure but the blister was coming unglued from the cardback"

by TC84 February 12, 2013

Dutch Blitz

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

by Ertischek June 16, 2009

Hipster-blister

The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.

George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!

Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.

by 3bonie November 23, 2011

bliotch

A customer that hasn't paid their bill in seven months and pick up hang ups when you call them.

That fucking bliotch said she was at work and couldn't talk and hung up on me.

by john seyler March 27, 2007

Blister

A fan of albertsstuff, or flamingo. These fans are young sometimes so can be toxic but most of them are super sweet. A lot of people hate on them for liking flamingo though.

Hater: imagine watching flamingo
Blister: imagine spending your time on someone you hate

by Khloeisdabest September 21, 2020