broken blender

When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...

I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.

by jvg113 November 01, 2017

dutch blender

Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.

Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.

by Captaincoook January 25, 2016

Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction

Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks

by sheila in the car June 14, 2019

bitch blender

A bitch you does what other people do

Pascal you are a bitch blender - Nick Mason

by Slagfest February 29, 2016

The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.

Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.

by Francesco morningwood March 22, 2023

Frog in a blender

When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender

I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.

by Fenty is gay April 25, 2019

blender wrists

When a gay man unwilling uses his hands and wrists to talk excitedly about something.

Did you see the blender wrists on Steve? He was going a mile a minute talking about the hot sweaty guy at the gym.

by Sassyfrass May 21, 2014