Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009

beffy

Your best friend. Your closest bro. Your greatest mate.

A derivative of BFF: Best Friends Forever. Hence, beffy.

(sung) You're my beffy, my very best friend. Beffy, friends till the ends.

by Dori Finchkins January 2, 2012

lake bluff

Lake bluff is known to be one of the coolest places to live ever. It doesn't have the troubles of being called poor in Lake Forest for not owning a Porsch. But it isn't a trashy town where people get shot like North Chicago. It is a calm small town right on the beach where it is safe.

LAKE BLUFF RULES and everyone knows it!

by D dog May 24, 2006

Bluffton

Getting a blow job while upperdeckering

Guy 1: I wanna try and hookup with that girl
Guy 2: Dont try to hard
Guy 1: what do you mean?
Guy 2: Shes a huge slut she gave me a bluffton in the library bathroom
Guy 1: respect

by gjhyman April 3, 2013

blerf

A word that can be used to express disappointment or boredom.

1.
-"Hey, I got 2 tickets to a concert. You wanna go?"

-"Yeah, cool! Who's playing?"

-"U2"

-"Blerf."

2.
"I've been stuck at home all day because of this damn rain. Blerf."

by ChristinaFelitaPerez October 8, 2011

Bleef

When a woman queefs profoundly enough to expel menstrual blood out of the vagina and into the atmosphere.

Math class went great except when I accidentally bleefed loudly in front of my teacher, making my white jeans nearly unrecognizable.

by Sammin21 September 14, 2009

breffex

noun
Deliberately incorrect pronunciation of the word 'breakfast'. This is not a mistake of speech, but is used because the speaker 1. thinks it is actually a word, 2. is otherwise incapable of correctly pronouncing the actual word 'breakfast', or 3. is making fun of said persons (Alex) described in 1 or 2.

- verb (intrans.) breffexded (breff-exd-ed)
to have this imaginary meal

Ay ay ay lemme get some of those Beer-ios for my breffex.

I'm fenna breffex.

"What did you do this morning, Alex?"
Breffexded.

by 8-Ball GG October 27, 2006