An uncurrable disease contacted at birth by all females and a few unlucky males. Individuals with this disorder show symptoms simular to those portrayed by bitches.
Scarlet: "Complain, complain, complain, ect...."
Me: "Why are you bitching so much?"
Scarley: "Im so sorry, i'm havin a bad bitchitis episode."
Me: "Why are you bitching so much?"
Scarley: "Im so sorry, i'm havin a bad bitchitis episode."
by Brysonator December 22, 2013
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by nutshak February 24, 2009
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Inspired by the classic Disney animated feature, Cinderella, Bitchity boppity boo is a typically feminine response to catty behavior or outrageous behavior. It's upbeat with an edge, and counters the snarl behind the statement with a little more of that "Little Miss Merry Sunshine is about ready to hack you with a machete" feel than perhaps wrawl! or meow.
Clarissa: Oh, that outfit really is you! Did you get it at Dollar General? No, wait - it looks like a real original. I bet you got it at Goodwill!
Desdemona: Oh, how did you guess? Bitchity boppity boo!
Desdemona: Oh, how did you guess? Bitchity boppity boo!
by Marthakay May 24, 2007
Get the Bitchity boppity boo mug.Usually a teenage boy who acts tough many times and rages when things go wrong, but in the end has a very small penis.
They use their toughness to cover up their undersized penis. In the end, they are a bitch instead of a big tough guy... and have man
titties.
They use their toughness to cover up their undersized penis. In the end, they are a bitch instead of a big tough guy... and have man
titties.
Friend: WOAH! Calm down Jared! It was just a joke!
The Bitchtit: F U!!! Im too tough for you, Im gonna beat your pussy ass!
Friends: BITCHTIT! WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!
The Bitchtit:*walks away sadly to his house with his small penis*
The Bitchtit: F U!!! Im too tough for you, Im gonna beat your pussy ass!
Friends: BITCHTIT! WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!
The Bitchtit:*walks away sadly to his house with his small penis*
by That Scrub November 16, 2013
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When the teller of a joke laughs incontrollably but the onlooking crowd is merely smiling politely, this is the word they are secretly thinking. See also ringbinder, dapstrap.
1)Good one, you fucking bitchwitch!
2)God, what a complete and utter bitchwitch.
3)That wasn´t funny you total fucking bitchwitch.
2)God, what a complete and utter bitchwitch.
3)That wasn´t funny you total fucking bitchwitch.
by Bitchwitch March 14, 2005
Get the bitchwitch mug.A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.
by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016
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