Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

robert birch

Some cunt that works at a very underpayed place. Calles people Pickel Boy. in his adult for he might be even mightier than Optimus Fusesed with Donald.d.trump. (will die as virgin)
Accquiers as yungling his masiv shlong wich he will use to deffend him self in CSGO.

"oh shit is robert birch run before he will fuck ur mom with his BOOMSTICK?"

by dickSchlongBiG September 8, 2020

Birch Barlow

That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state

by Toby Da Pug February 6, 2019

Alice Birch

Me, I am her. I am not famous but I want my name here.

So your Alice Birch?

by Alice Birch ig May 11, 2020

birch

Canadian slang term for weed pens. Comes from a misspelling of “haul on the bitch”

“What you doing?”
“Not much, just hauled on the birch”

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015