Birch

1.When autocorrect turns bitch into birch
2.What you call some one if they have a bushy bush (can be male and female)

She’s totally a birch

by IAmABoyThatsAll August 28, 2018

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

Birch

A women with very big and pointy nipples. You can most likely see them through her bra

Man one: Look at that birch over there
Man two: look at the size of those

by Daddy pig boys June 18, 2021

birch seed

Clean way of calling someone a ‘total bitch’

Goddammit Susan, you birch seed.

by Bobby54643 November 9, 2017

Birch

Name for a nice girl who for some unknown reason starts acting like a bitch.

What’s up with Tia, she acting like a total birch?

by Jeffreyutah March 28, 2024

nathan birch

nathan birch is a faggot, pumps durries like theres no tomorroe, eats ass, smokes grass and loves to laugh but dont fuck with him hell stab ya with his plastic knife.

dont dont dont dont dont fuck with nathan birch

by uaciacbcuab March 3, 2019

Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.

Finley Birch is a nonce

by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024