A sexual term combining the words "Bidet" and "Fellatio." This act begins with a blumpkin. Once the shit is successfully ejected, the blowjob ceases, and the two participants stand up and change positions. The girl crouches behind the man, and performs a rusty trombone. In the process, she cleans the man's shit-filled asshole, acting as a human bidet.
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I got a bidetio last night, it was completely full service!
Why pay for an enema when you can get bidetio? They're free and pleasurable!
I got a bidetio last night, it was completely full service!
Why pay for an enema when you can get bidetio? They're free and pleasurable!
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"Donald Trump, the failson of a millionaire, has been doing everything he can to actively sabotage and steal the election for himself and the many members of his family who serve in his administration"
"but Hunter Biden's emails"
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