better living through chemistry

Used to be a slogan for DuPont (a chemical company), but now it refers to the practice of taking medication and/or drugs to make your life more enjoyable.

Becky: "Wow, Jenny was always so depressed, but now she takes a bottle of Prozac in the morning and washes it down with vodka, she seems really relaxed and happy."
Hank: "Oh, so she's discovered better living through chemistry!"

or

Slut: "Wow, your schlong is so hard!"
Old guy: "Yeah, I used to be impotent, but now I take Viagra. It's better living through chemistry..."

by jdawgzzz January 24, 2010

Betel

Sexy, fun, funny
She is just amazing to talk to easy to get along with. And i just want to shower with

She is one hot peice of Betel!

by I love yoooh March 4, 2009

you better check yo self

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

by miaobaid August 25, 2014

E.coli does it better

a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.

chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'

by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

Way much better

Way much better is an adjective a person may use to describe something as superior. It may also be used to close off a debate with someone suggesting an alternative. Even though there is no factual reason explaing why something is way much better, its undersood by those discussing that by saying way much better there is no need to exlpain why or how or details.

Nah, that's okay, the carwash I go to is way much better.

by frankie5X December 1, 2010

Bethelihem

A prophecy said that this child will be the salvation of all mankind. he will have significant marks that will distinguish him from others like "The hand of god" which will 2 birthmarks on it, one on the palm and the other on a finger, the smaller one will be a shade lighter. The other distinguishing mark will be a small scar on his left chest, which no one will have memory of. he was named to be the gateway for Jeshua of Nazareth (Jesus Christ) and one who has both the darkest and lightest minds of history.

We cant we need to find his pathway its supposed to be Bethelihem

by The Prophet of Mankind. April 12, 2011