[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

Eat the Berries

When there can only be one winner, but you like the person you're against, you would say this almost like you are asking to tie the game.

originally from the Hunger Games

oh no, it's just you and me left! What if we eat the berries.

by TheSugarGlider August 26, 2021

Spoogle Berries

Dried/Crusted remnants of semen found stuck to public hair. Spoogle berries can cause discomfort if stuck to multiple hairs.

It took atleast 10 minutes to wash the spoogle berries off my chode this morning.

My girlfriend said her minge looked like a spoogle berry bush when she woke up.

by nemajnsf July 13, 2009

Berridge

Someone who refuses to drink during a drinking game.

Guy 1: "I don't want to drink though."
Guy 2: "Drink up my son, don't be a Berridge."

by Rolo Olor February 23, 2009

Boy Berries

1)The male testicular's, usually when smaller than usual due to cold conditions and resemble berries.

2)Can just mean really small balls.

Brad "Dude it's icey as hell out here freezing my bollocks off"

Matt "Yeah tell me about it got a bad case of the boy berries!"

by Brad-eth March 14, 2009

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023

jesus berries

Another way of saying olives. Because they're synonomous with the area in which Jesus lived.

"Usually at Thanksgiving kids like to stick their fingers in Jesus berries."

by oscar green September 3, 2007