chris benoit

v. to choke out a bitch and/or small child
n. the act of choking out a bitch/and or small child

"Benoit" can also be used as a substitute

"Bitch, stop stealing the blankets or I will Chris Benoit your shivering ass."

"My dad pulled a Benoit and all I got was this fucking bible."

by Jeff T July 31, 2007

tickle the begonia

Female masturbation, particularly tickling the clitoris.

She said that she'd rather stay home and tickle the begonia than go out with him.

by Scoot'r42 March 16, 2009

Benoit Balls

Balls of increasing size evenly spaced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner's) anus. Then, right when you're about to orgasm, and not a moment before, you gently pull the string thereby releasing the balls uno by uno. Benoit balls come in plastic and metal, from petite to gi-normous.

Unknown to many god-fearing housewives, grapes are the benoit balls of choice for sodomites.

by EBTM February 12, 2006

Tab Benoit

A blues singer with the most awesome name in the entire world.

Cookie: I saw Thross and Tab Benoit in the same restuarant at the same time!!!
Johozaphat: Dude that's awesome

by DudeoftheDay June 11, 2006

bennison

The sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

He has a huge penis and is a god in the bedroom.

Any girlfriend of his is one of the luckiest girls in the world.

Her boyfriend is a bennison, she's so lucky!

by Irakoind September 21, 2013

Bennie BoyTV

Entertainment, through Good, Old Fashion, Tom Foolery.

Man, he’s so Fetch, Bennie killed it on last night’s Episode of Bennie BoyTV!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

Bononising

Bononise or Bononising, when an artist starts pushing their political views on their fans and everyone else. Named after U2’s frontman Bono.

Man1: Dude have you see what Jeff posted on facebook?

Man2: Yeah that post about the army turning in their guns?

Man1: Yeah he’s totally bononising.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2019