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Benis Coffee 

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.
Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH

Benis Parker

1. Just Penis Parker but adding a B emoji on Penis.
2. A YTP Shitpost variant.
If you're a normie, you'll say "Benis Parker" instead of "Penis Parker"
Benis Parker by Ronald Lee September 25, 2021

Benis Between Us 

KJ stop being the Benis Between Us.
Benis Between Us by BonesB March 17, 2022

benis extendus

a simple spell but quite unbreakable
harry potter waved his dick through the air and shouted "BENIS EXTENDUS"

benis breath

A deragatory term used usually by young males to incinuate that the one being called this has what is also known as dick breath
benis breath by BoolinBeaver July 8, 2018

Benis embarkment bill 

1. (if Benis is capitalized): a bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis
2. (if benis is not capitalized): penis enlargement pills
Beter Barker didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills, so they sent him to work at a benis embarkment bill factory.