Bemily

When your friends make a nickname for Emily and Bryson even though they're just friends.

- Did you hear about Bemily?

- Yeah, someone said they were just friends.

by Thomas42069 June 8, 2018

Bemis'd

American English: Bemis'd

Phonetic Pronunciation: bEE-muhs-D

Phrasal adjective

The act of being Bemis'd

Verb (Informal)
past tense: Bemis'd; past participle: Bemis'd
"we got Bemis'd tonight on the ice"

Used alone, or as a noun / verb in various phrases to express the overwhelming crippling defeat at the hands of a pro curler. "We got easily 'Bemis'd' in tonights curling match'.

Origin
Early 21st Century of Eastern Shore Term; Sporting /slang/, possibly from the Latin root 'Besom-is' a broom made of twigs tied around a stick "having finished at last, she took her besom to the door, and beat it against a stone"

Did you see the score on sheet A? Yeah they definitely got Bemis'd.

by pseudonminiminum December 5, 2019

Bemanded

When the lead singer in a band gets you for your Marlboros and calls you “numb nuts”.

Did you just get Bemanded by Axle Rose?

by Goldshaft August 29, 2021

Bemis

a toilet brand at home depot.

hmmm it's a bemis

by Bemis April 1, 2022

bemb

Someone so idiotic that they should be banished to the dunce corner.

Person 1: “What’s 9+10?”
Person 2: “21.”
Person 1: “You fucking bemb.”

by X-phoid July 7, 2022

bank beme

the spiciest kind of dank meme out there. Used to signify a meme of extraordinary shittyness.

Daniel: "Yo Sarah wanna see some bank bemes" Sarah: "lol no"

by i_hate_silos June 7, 2018

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018