vanilla bullshit

n. Slang for Coffee;
usually served in Starbucks, Costa Coffee or Cafe Nero. When all you want is a white coffee, but you have to wade through all the different types: Mocha, Frappucino, Skinny Latté, etc.

From: Curb Your Enthusiasm
"I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got."

by A lads glum loin January 15, 2007

Bullshit and a Half

adjective used when just calling a situation bullshit is inadequate

Teacher: by the way you have a 12 page paper due online by midnight
Student: This is bullshit and a half!

by RobertAllenZimmerman December 2, 2010

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks

Means that cheap talk will get you nowhere, while money will
persuade people to do as you like.

Money talks, bullshit walks, that is how life goes.

by J. Malik May 25, 2006

Triangle Bullshit

This is when your lying down to go to sleep and you cant get your blanket fixed right, its all tangled up. So you start to kick the blanket in mid-air to fix the triangle bullshit!

"All I want to do is pass out but I cant because of Triangle BullShit !!!!!!!!!!"

by KittyPotPie May 6, 2006

Bullshit flag

When someone is talking out of their ass, they may sound like they are telling the truth but you can clearly tell they are lying.

Dude, this guy was telling me that he has visited 10 countries in 30 days, so I raised the bullshit flag on this one and called him out! he turned so red,you should have seen his face! haha

by Milkdinero June 5, 2010

Bullshithead

A bullshiter who is a shithead.

-You're a bullshiter.
-What a shithead!
-You're a bullshithead, though.

by Rodkor February 9, 2015

professional bullshitter

noun
a person who tells lies for a living.

"This politician is a professional bullshitter."

by phubix May 18, 2016