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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.

N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2013
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balloon boy

Rick: "My dad wants me to hide in the attic!"

Jeff: "Congrats Rick! You are now an official balloon boy"
by Jeff Cancer October 19, 2009
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dropped like a lead balloon

1. "Dropped like a lead balloon" is a phrase, not a word, but it is none the less an old expression that means literally and/or figuratively that something will not fly. That it will drop like a rock, etc...
He told the boss his new idea for the ad campaign and it dropped like a lead balloon. There was no way that the boss would approve such a risky & shoddy scheme.
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bellocide

Definition A) The killing of beautiful people
Definition B) The act of brutally murdering someone with the first/last name Bello
Bob- Wow, Mr.Bello is being so annoying today.
Joe- Definitely, In the mood for some BeLlOcIdE?
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ballory

A combination name for two people connected at the hip, almost one whole person. In this instance, we are taking the name Ben+Mallory=Ballory.
"There they are again. Ballory needs to live their lives seperately. Is he gay? Are they dating? This whole situation is messed up."
by highly amused5555555 April 29, 2009
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Belbo

To elbow someone in the breast by mistake.
Woman: Ouch you just BELBOed me.
Man: Sorry that was an accident.
by applesauce choker November 3, 2011
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Balloon Payment

When you don't masturbate for a couple of days in anticipation of getting a blow job. It will fill her cheeks to cartoon-like proportions.
Ted: So Jenny promised me if the Mets lost the World Series she would give me a hummer and so I didn't sling my own jelly for a week.
Frank: Ah, the old Balloon Payment, classic.
by Wally Krunk from the grave March 27, 2016
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